I am considering this graphic for the wraparound cover of my next book. I hope to have it out in the next few weeks.
Tuesday, April 14, 2026
Tuesday, March 24, 2026
Solomon Kane Story Excerpt
Here is a short excerpt from a Solomon Kane story that appears in my latest book, 3 Blades Against Darkness.
Moon Over the Black Forest
The snow made the
walk difficult, but Kane trudged forward relentlessly, his long, steady strides
eating up the miles. There was no path through the thick primeval forests of
pine and spruce, but Kane had an uncanny sense of direction. Soon, the castle
came into view. It was perched high up on top of a hill. It was a splendid
stone structure consisting of buildings surrounding a tall tower that appeared
older than the other buildings. Even from a distance, the castle appeared to
give off a dark malevolence. Solomon Kane had felt such a malevolence before.
Soon, Kane began
to see fresh tracks of a wolf in the snow, but they were like no wolf tracks he
had ever seen. Most animals left four-footed tracks, but these were two-footed
tracks as if the wolf walked upright like a man.
It was nearly dark
by the time Kane reached the castle door. With his stick, he wrapped on the
large oak door spanning three times the width of a man and twice as high. A
tall, bald man with a prominent nose and a perpetual grimace finally opened the
door. He held aloft a candle tree and regarded Kane with disdain.
“I wish to see
Graf Strasser,” Kane said.
The bald man’s
face appeared even more disgusted. He spoke in an angry tone and referred to
the Englishman as landstreicher. The bald man moved to close the door on
Kane, but the Puritan stepped forward and held the door open. The bald man
began to berate Kane in German. Kane knew enough German to be insulted. Just
then, Kane heard another man’s voice.
“Gustav! Gustav! Was
ist los?”
The bald man
stepped aside subserviently, and Kane pushed open the door to see that another
man had approached. He was a middle-aged man, quite handsome and richly
dressed. He held a candlestick and regarded Kane curiously.
“Ja, was willst
du?” he asked the stranger at his door.
“I wish to see
Graf Strasser,” Kane said.
“I am Graf
Strasser,” the man said with haughtiness and curiosity. He exuded regal
sophistication and superiority.
“I am Solomon Kane,
and I was hoping you might take pity on a traveler who has not eaten nor rested
all day.”
“Landstreicher!”
Gustav said again in an even angrier tone. “Geh jetzt! Leave now!”
“Nonsense, Gustav,”
Graff Strasser said to the man calmly. “This man is not a tramp. He is an
Englishman.” Then, addressing Kane, he said smiling, “Come in, sir, come in.
Come in out of the cold and warm yourself.”
Kane entered the
great hall. It had a high ceiling illuminated solely by the candle tree held by
Gustav and Graff Strasser’s candlestick. A table stood by the door.
“Feel free to take
off your hat and cloak and set them on the table,” Strasser said, and when Kane
had done so, Strasser added. “You can leave your weapons there as well. You
will not need them.”
Kane placed his
pistol, dirk, and sword belt on the table.
“Now, Herr Kane,
if you would join me, dinner will be served shortly,” Strasser said graciously.
He turned to his servant and said, “Gustav, please set another place for
dinner. Herr Kane and I will wait in the library. Please, lead the way.”
Gustav gave the
Englishman another disdainful look and led the two men to the library. Once
there, Strasser had Gustav leave the candle tree, and he gave his servant the candlestick
to use.
“Gustav, please
bring some wine for my guest and me,” Strasser said. “It will help take the
chill out of his bones and warm his blood.”
Gustav gave a bow
and left the room.
“You do not object
to drinking wine, I hope,” Strasser said. “I take it from your garments that
you are a Puritan.”
“Puritans do not
object to drinking. Only drinking to excess.”
“Excellent.”
Kane looked around
the room. There were many shelves laden with books. Kane had seldom seen such a
handsome collection. Fine furniture was scattered in the library. There was a
wooden cabinet and chest with wonderful, intricate carvings. There was a set of
armchairs with square legs, and one armchair upholstered with velvet. In the
middle of the room was a table decorated with carvings and inlay. They all
displayed excellent craftsmanship.
“Tell me, Herr
Kane, from where in England do you hail?” Graf Strasser asked in a friendly
tone.
“Devon.”
The man nodded and
repeated the name. “I have visited England. I have been to London. It is a
great city.”
Gustav came in and
served the wine. Kane and his host drank. The Puritan mentioned its exceptional
quality.
“Thank you,” Strasser
said. “My family has been here for hundreds of years. This castle goes back
centuries.”
“I saw a tower
that stands above everything else. It looks quite formidable.”
The German smiled.
“That tower was built first. It was constructed by one of my illustrious
ancestors. It was called the Wolfssturm Tower, built in the thirteenth century,
about the time of disputed succession. Over the years, this castle was built
around the tower. It is now Wolfssturm Castle.”
“Is there some
significance to that name?” Kane asked. “Were there wolves in the area?”
“At one time, the
Black Forest was teeming with wolves, mein Freund.”
“But no longer?”
“Over the years,
my family has hunted them almost to extinction.”
“There must be plenty
of folklore about wolves in the forest,” Kane said.
Strasser regarded
the Englishman closely, then nodded.
“I can tell you a
wolf story,” Strasser said.
“Is it a
folktale?”
“It is a true tale,
let me assure you,” the German said. “Once, while out hunting in the woods, my
grandfather killed a wolf with a crossbow. The creature was extraordinary.”
“How so?”
“Because it took
three bolts to kill the beast, and when it was dead, people came from all
around just to see it, for no one had ever seen such a wolf. It measured seven
feet long from the tip of its snout to the end of its tail.”
That is
extraordinary, Kane mused.
“As a matter of
fact… here, let me show you something,” Graf Strasser said. Putting down his drink
and picking up the candle tree, he led Kane over to the far wall of the room.
There on the wall was a display of weapons. Some were very old. There was a
battle axe, a broadsword, and a mace. There were knives, daggers, and rapiers. In
the center of the display was an old crossbow.
“That is the very
weapon my grandfather used to kill the wolf,” Strasser said, beaming with
pride.
“A formidable
weapon,” said Kane. “A handsome display.”
Just then, Gustav
entered the room and announced dinner.
They entered the
dining room, which was in keeping with the opulence of the castle. There was a
long cherry wood dining table and matching chairs. Fine China, silver goblets, and
silverware were set for three. Two silver candelabras lit the room. Nearby, a
fire was ablaze in a fireplace with an ornately carved mantel. From another
door, a woman entered the room.
Solomon Kane
stopped and stood as if struck. He could help but stare at her. He did not
believe he had ever seen a woman of such loveliness. She was young, perhaps two
and twenty, at least a dozen years younger than Stasser. She had golden hair
and light blue eyes. Her gown was lovely and accentuated a fine figure. She
wore a silver cross hung on a silver chain around her neck. She was the epitome
of beauty and elegance and moved with grace, but something about her facial
expression raised his concern. Was it a sadness he saw written across her
lovely features? Surely, those lips, so red and full, were meant to smile, but
she held her mouth tight as if she did not feel worthy to smile. Perhaps she
was troubled about something, Kane thought, but no woman this young and so
lovely should be so heavily burdened by worry.
Tuesday, March 3, 2026
Kull Story Excerpt
Here is a short excerpt from a Kull of Atlantis story that appears in my latest book, 3 Blades Against Darkness.
Daggers At My Back
Kull sat upon the throne of Valusia, his strong chin resting upon his mighty fist. His grey eyes stared off, focusing on nothing in his line of sight. He was deep in thought as he considered the possible futures that loomed over the nation. He felt pressure to make the right decisions as his subjects’ lives depended on what he did next.It did not seem
long since Kull took the crown from Borna. He had killed Borna to gain the
throne, but did that mean he had the wisdom and strength to rule? Borna was a
cruel king. Someone had to end his tyrannical reign, and if not Kull, then who?
But it was Kull who ended Borna’s cruelty. The people cheered, but not for
long. Kull brought peace to Valusia, but peace has a way of making men
restless, and they begin to think thoughts. Thoughts turn into plots. Plots
turn into action.
Kamelia saw Valusia’s
peaceful existence as the right time to stir up war. They believed peace would
make men complacent and wish to avoid war, so they made a pact with neighboring
Verulia, and now they are beating the war drums. Their objective: to cut out
great swaths of Valusia’s southern border for themselves, thereby increasing
their lands while Valusia gets whittled away. If that were to happen, it would
not be long before Farsun and Zarfhaanah decided they also wanted a piece.
Before long, Valusia would be a shadow of its former self, losing its power and
greatness. Kull was not about to let that happen.
Kull looked about
the throne room. There were councilors, advisors, and diplomats. There were
generals, barons, and tacticians. There were Royal guards and servant girls. Which
of them were spies and traitors? Kull wondered. Which of them is loyal to
Valusia and him?
Chief Councilor Tu
entered the throne room and approached Kull. Tu was a mature, portly man with
thinning hair. He had a very common face and did not look like a man who held
such a lofty position. He bowed before the king.
“Has our envoy
returned yet from Verulia, good councilor?” Kull asked.
“There has been no
word of the envoy, Your Majesty.”
Kull shook his
head. “He should have returned by now.”
“A three-man
delegation under the flag of truce arrived from Kamelia,” Your Majesty.
“A Kamelian
delegation has come, but not our envoy. The envoy was sent to learn the Kamelians'
intention and convey our desire for peace.”
“Yes, Your
Majesty.”
“Send in the Kamelian
delegation,” ordered the king.
“They have
returned to Kamelia, Your Majesty, as they were ordered to do.”
Kull shook his
head, confused. “Why did they come? Did they deliver a message from King Val?”
“No message, Your
Majesty, but they did deliver a gift from King Val.”
“Let us see it.”
Tu turned toward
the door and motioned to two men. One was holding a chest and the other a small
table. They approached the throne. One man put down the table and the other set
the chest upon it. The chest was made of bronze and was handsomely decorated
with intricate carvings.
King Kull looked
at the chest. He motioned for Tu to open it.
The councilor approached
the box, undid a clasp, and opened the lid. Kull heard a slight gasp from Tu.
“What is it,
councilor?” Kull asked.
“It is the head of
your envoy, Your Majesty.”
Kull stood and stepped
toward the chest, then looked inside. He motioned to Tu to have it removed. The
two men removed the chest and table.
“Call for a council
meeting immediately,” Kull instructed Tu.
The council room
was close to the throne room. There were seventeen councilors and the king. By
this time, all the councilors knew the fate of the envoy sent to Kamelia.
“I am here to get
a unanimous vote for war against Kamelia,” Kull said. Murmurs broke out from
most of the councillors, except for those who foresaw the king’s view.
“Are we certain
that is the best course of action?” a senior councillor, Kaanuub of Blaal
asked. “I have my hand on the pulse of the nation, Your Majesty, and I know the
people are against war.”
“They would not
fight to save the nation, their home?” Kull asked with incredulity.
“We do not know if
that is the case,” Kaanuub said. “I recommend to you and this council that we
must never abandon the road to peace.”
The majority of
the council was swayed by Kaanuub, and the king’s proposal was defeated. The
council suggested that another envoy be sent to Kamelia.
Kull was openly
frustrated with the resistance he met, but before he stalked out of the room,
he addressed the council.
“I don’t know
where you will find a volunteer to act as an envoy to Kamelia, but I suggest
that if you cannot find such a person, that one of you who voted against me, volunteer
to take up the mission yourself!”
Later, in his
private chamber, King Kull spoke with Tu, who was one of the few councillors
who sided with the king.
“What happened in
the council chamber, Tu?” Kull raged. “How did that happen?”
“My apologies, my
Lord. I must take some of the blame. I should have spoken with the councillors
individually first.”
“This is not good,
my friend,” Kull said, not wishing to take all his frustration out on Tu. “I
need a unanimous council before I can declare war.”
“It was Kaanuub,
my Lord. I do not know what he is up to. What will you do now, my Lord?”
“Weeks ago, I
ordered our arms maker to go into full production,” Kull said. “Recruitment has
been stepped up. In a week or two, we will be prepared to march. ”
Tu looked amazed
and offended. “You never said a word about this to me. Did you not trust me?”
Kull approached
the man and laid a reassuring hand on his shoulder. “I am telling you now, my
friend. You are the only one in the palace who knows. I have sent Brule, the
Spearslayer, to scout out ahead and try to infiltrate the enemy's camp and
learn what he may.”
“I was wondering
why I had not seen the Pict in the palace for the last few weeks,” Tu said.
“We must find a
way around the council,” Kull said.
“Not so much
around the council, Lord King,” Tu said slyly. “We must find a way around
Kaanuub of Blaal.”
“Why is Kaanuub opposing
me?”
“It is difficult
to say, my king.”
Days later,
another council meeting was called.
Kaanuub requested the
position to speak first. He gave a long oration on peace and the historical
relationship between Valusia and Kamelia.
“His Majesty will
be pleased to know that another envoy has been chosen for a peace mission to Kamelia,”
Kaanuub said.
“That may not be
necessary, councilor,” said Kull.
“And why is that,
Your Majesty?”
“I plan on
appealing to the council, then we will take another vote on my plan to march on
Kamelia.”
“I do not see how
Your Majesty can expect a different outcome from the last vote, but you are, of
course, free to exercise that right,” Kaanuub of Blaal said condescendingly.
Kull turned to the
men at the council table. “Who here supports me in waging war on Kamelia? Raise
your hand.”
Every councilor but
Kaanuub raised their hand.
Kaanuub looked
about the room, astonished, then smiled knowingly.
“It would appear I
am outvoted,” Kaanuub said.
“It would appear
so,” Kull said. Turning to the council, he said, “Gentlemen, thank you for this
mandate. We will prepare for war immediately.”
Council members
left the chamber, leaving the king, Tu, and Kaanuub. The King and Kaanuub
exchanged a long, unspoken look.
Finally, Kaanuub asked
Kull, “How did you get them to come around to your way of thinking?” The king
said nothing. Kaanuub turned to Tu, and said, “Or was all this your doing?”
Kaanuub walked away haughtily, realizing he had been outmaneuvered by a pair he believed inferior to his intellect and guile.
3 Blades Against Darkness also comes in a non-graphic edition entitled Three Blades Against Darkness.
Tuesday, February 10, 2026
Conan Story Excerpt
The Scroll of Anoch
THE
dour-looking landlord kept a grim watch over his tavern. Here, in this
particular section of the City of Thieves, could be found the most wretched
collection of thieves and cutthroats in all of Zamora, and maybe even the
world. What caused the landlord the most distress, the reason he always
appeared on edge, was that he never knew when a fight might break out. Even
though he had a strict rule that prohibited weapons, these types of patrons did
not need steel to kill one another or to break his heavy wooden tables and
chairs. More than once, a customer had been beaten to death with a broken table
leg. That is why he kept a close eye on everyone in the place and was ready to
stop a fight before it began. Under the bar, he kept his peacekeeper just in
case of trouble. The peacekeeper was a long-handle, heavy wooden mallet.
The ones that
concerned him tonight were three loud men at a table in the middle of the
place. They were an unlikely trio. One was a handsome, well-bred Corinthian who
took pride in his appearance; another was a tall, dark Kothian with a hawk nose
and ringleted beard, and the third was a tough-looking Nemedian.
The three came in
and took over a table from two other patrons. They were boisterous and overbearing
and did not shy away from intimidating and mocking anyone in the place.
As much as the
landlord was concerned about these three, he was more concerned about a young
barbarian who had come in and sat by himself in a dark corner of the tavern. The
barbarian had ordered nothing, though he gazed about the room like a hungry
wolf.
“Here’s to the end
of Yara!” the Nemedian said, holding up his leather drinking jack.
His two companions
joined in the toast, banging their jacks together and spilling their drinks
onto the table.
“Good riddance to
that black priest,” said the Kothian.
“I hear he was a
wizard,” said the handsome Corinthian.
“Wizard or priest,
he was evil and good riddance, I say,” said the Nemedian.
“What became of
his tower?” said the bearded Kothian.
“It vanished
overnight,” the Corinthian said, gesturing with his hands.
“That was
strange,” the Nemedian said, soberly.
“They say Yara had
a fabulous fortune of jewels in that tower,” said the Kothian, his eyes
gleaming greedily.
“Not to mention
the Heart of the Elephant,” added the Corinthian.
“What do you think
happened to all that wealth?” asked the Kothian.
The Corinthian
made his hand gesture again. “Disappeared.”
“The rumor is that
Taurus the Prince of Thieves was there that night,” the Kothian said. “He was a
countryman of yours, wasn’t he?”
The Nemedian
nodded slowly. “I did not know him, but I knew of him. Only the Prince of
Thieves would dare such a feat. Now, he has disappeared as well.”
“I have heard it
mentioned that a northern barbarian was arrested by the authorities for being
involved in the tower, somehow,” said the Corinthian.
“Bah!” said the
Nemedian with derision, and spat out a few profanities. “Probably some brainless
lout from the north lying through his teeth to make himself more important than
he is! Hang the braggart! He was trying to get by on Tauras’s reputation. No
barbarian could ever hold a candle to Taurus or any Nemedian. I wish that
barbarian were here now. I’d prove him a liar and a coward!”
As if by some
sorcery, a young barbarian stood silently beside their table. All three were
taken by surprise. It was as if there was no one there, then suddenly the
younger man was standing amidst them. He was lean-waisted and broad-shouldered.
His muscled body was bronzed by the sun. He was naked save for a breechcloth
belted at his waist and his high-strapped sandals.
“I can tell you
what happened to Yara and his tower,” the man said. He spoke in a low voice. His
blue eyes regarded the men at the table carefully as if looking for weaknesses.
“And who the hell
are you?” the Nemedian asked.
“My name is Conan and
I am from Cimmeria.”
“Are you the man
who was arrested by the authorities?” the Corinthian asked.
Conan nodded.
“All right,
Cimmerian,” the Kothian said, stroking his beard. “Tell us what happened.”
“I would not
object to you buying me a drink first,” Conan said.
The table burst
into laughter.
“When I was
arrested, they took everything I had, even my sword,” Conan explained. “I have
not eaten nor had a decent drink of any kind, not even clean water.”
The Nemedian stood
up smiling. “Certainly. I’ll get you a drink, Cimmerian. Here, you can have mine!”
The man threw the contents of his drinking-jack into Conan’s face.
The three men laughed
again. In a flash, Conan gave the Kothian a strong backhand blow that knocked
the man out of his chair. Conan lunged at the Nemedian, and the two locked together
in combat. Blows were exchanged, and the Corinthian grabbed Conan from behind.
The Kothian was now on his feet and joined in the fray.
The Cimmerian was
unusually strong, but was not strong enough to take on these three. Soon, the
Kothian and the Corinthian held Conan’s arms, and the Nemedian was pummelling
him with terrific blows.
Just then, the
large landlord stood behind the Nemedian. The landlord brought his wooden peacekeeper
down on the head of the Nemedian, who crumpled to the floor.
“Three against one
is hardly fair,” the landlord said. “Turn him loose.”
When the two men
released Conan, he instantly turned on them, but the landlord used his
persuader on the young Cimmerian. Conan dropped to the floor.
“Now you two, pick
up your friend and get out,” the landlord said, brandishing his peacekeeper.
They picked up the
Nemedian and carried him out.
The landlord
looked at the Cimmerian. He bent down, grabbed the unconscious youth by the foot,
and dragged him out of the tavern and left him in the street. The landlord’s
attention was caught by a man across the street who appeared to be watching the
landlord. He was a large, bald man who did not move or say a word. The landlord
moved to go back into his tavern. He stopped at the door and looked again at
the bald man. Was the bald man watching him, or was he watching the Cimmerian?
3 Blades Against Darkness also comes in a non-graphic edition entitled Three Blades Against Darkness.
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Saturday, January 17, 2026
Conan Quotes
I decided to post some quotes from my latest book, 3 Blades Against Darkness, a collection of action-packed fantasy tales featuring Conan, Solomon Kane, and King Kull as they battle supernatural threats, face ancient wizards, and embark on dangerous quests.
Here are some quotes from everyone's favourite Cimmerian.
Conan
"The only time a
Cimmerian is at peace is when he's at war."
"Conan,
what do you know of the Gods?"
"That there are too many of them."
"So,
when it comes to greed and breaking the law, there isn't much of a difference
between a barbarian and a civilized man, but the civilized man needs a
barbarian to get the job done."
"...I
do not repay kindness with treachery."
"What
is the first thing you will buy? A woman?"
Conan shrugged. "Sword first, a woman second."
"Come
and die, you hellhounds!"
"I
don't know how I will die, or where. I don't think about it. I don't see any
point to it."
"Keep
that helmet on your head."
"And you keep your sword sharp."
"What
do you want of me?" Conan demanded
"I think you know."
Conan nodded. "Revenge." It was an act and motivation he fully
understood.
He
had faced wizards before, and he knew enough not to underestimate them.
In
a flash, the Cimmerian gave the Kothian a backhand blow that knocked the man
out of his chair.
(Regarding
the gods)
"I don't interfere in their business, and I trust they don't interfere in
mine."
"The
only time a barbarian is at peace is when he's at war."
"Is that an old Cimmerian expression?"
"No. I heard a crooked senator from Aquinlonia say that once."
Here
are a few quotes from my Kull stories.
Kull
"On your knees, you traitorous dogs!"
"Sometimes, I find this crown... heavy," the king said with tired sadness.
"That is because the entire nation rests upon it," said Brule.
Kull
turned to his men. "If any of you are willing to give their lives for
Valusia, if any of you would choose a brave death over a life of ignominy, or
believe that fighting beside your king is the height of nobility and honor -
then follow me!"
Finally, here are a few quotes from my Solomon Kane stories.
Solomon Kane
If evil wanted a confrontation, it would always find Solomon Kane ready.
Solomon
Kane was not a vain man, but he would not tolerate anyone challenging his
bravery.
"At
your convenience, sir!" Kane said, stolidly throwing down the glove.
"I
am sure these men are not so dishonorable as to lay a snare for me, wounded as
I am."
"The
Good Lord gave us each two legs. We walk."
So
much evil, Kane thought. The world seemed full of evil.
Solomon
Kane stood looking like the angel of death, all in black, his weapons drawn and
his eyes almost ablaze.
Tuesday, December 30, 2025
Robert E. Howard's Wanderlust Heroes
Kirby O’Donnell would end up in Afghanistan, as did Francis X. Gordon after he travelled the world. Sailor Steve Costigan roamed the Asiatic Seas, and Cormac Fitzgeoffrey fought in the Crusades.
Conan of Cimmeria left his native land at a young age, and for all we know, never returned. Kull acted in defiance of tribal law and was exiled from Atlantis, never to return. Solomon Kane had few tales in his native England, but most of his adventures took place in Africa. Kane sometimes referred to himself as a landless wanderer. Whereas Conan or Kull never went home again, Kane's homecoming was commemorated in a poem.
Of these three popular Howard characters, Conan stands out for several reasons; he travelled the most, experiencing the many lands and cultures. Wherever Conan was, he often adopted native dress, language, and weapons, sometimes forsaking his broadsword for a tulwar, scimitar, or cutlass. In some stories, he spoke disdainfully of civilized culture, sometimes criticizing it next to his own. It is perplexing that if Conan felt that way about civilized culture, he did not return to Cimmeria. He must have realized that other cultures possessed more loot and that it was easier to pillage them.
With Solomon Kane, the Puritan was always dressed in black and was never without his rapier; he was known to use a brace of pistols if they were handy. His only ‘native’ weapon was the Staff of Solomon, given to him by the ancient African shaman, N’longa. Kane only used the staff in Africa. Wherever Kane went, he was always himself, for his life was rooted in God.
As king of Valusia, Kull often struggled to adapt to their ways and laws, even though he had lived there for years. In a famous scene in By This Axe I Rule, Kull smashes a stone tablet of ancient Valusian laws and declares that as king, he will set the laws. This echoes back to the harsh tribal law that Kull opposed on Atlantis. He believed burning a woman at the stake because of whom she married was harsh and unjust. This idea of justice was something Kull carried with him regardless of where he lived.
Both Kirby O’Donnell and Francis X. Gordon could blend into Eastern cultures. O’Donnell often used the disguise of a Kurdish merchant. These two remind me a bit of Lawrence of Arabia.
It takes a special kind of man to leave his homeland and journey to some far-off place. Definitely, many of Howard’s characters had wanderlust. They were risk-takers and explorers, the kind of men who needed new experiences and had the desire to learn just what they were made of, something like an existential quest. These were not the type of men to do 9-to-5 jobs and valued family life. These men would live a life alone. I wonder if that type of person would ever truly feel at home anywhere. But that is the price for adventure.
I think down deep, Robert E. Howard would have loved to travel to other countries and seek adventure, but something held him back. Many of us who are tied to our families and our 9-to-5 jobs will forever be grateful for that.
Wednesday, December 3, 2025
Robert E. Howard, Kipling, and the Picts
Robert E. Howard wrote a good deal about the Picts. He mentioned them in his tales of Conan, Kull, and, naturally, Bran Mak Morn. The Picts are also mentioned in several short stories where they do not play a large role. He may have been enamoured with them for personal reasons, believing he was connected by blood. Howard’s interest in Picts may also have been spurred on by the poem A Pict Song by Rudyard Kipling. Kipling was a favorite of Howard and probably influenced the El Borak stories. It looks like A Pict Song also influenced Howard’s The Song of a Mad Minstrel, particularly the first two stanzas.
A Pict Song
I am the worm at the root, I am the thief in the night.
I am the rat in the wall, the leper that leers at the gate;
I am the ghost in the hall, herald of horror and hate.
I am the rust on the corn, I am the smut on the wheat,
Laughing man's labor to scorn, weaving a web for his feet.
I am canker and mildew and blight, danger and death and decay;
The rot of the rain by night, the blast of the sun by day.
I warp and wither with drouth, I work in the swamp's foul yeast;
I bring the black plague from the south and the leprosy in from the east.
I rend from the hemlock boughs wine steeped in the petals of dooms;
Where the fat black serpents drowse I gather the Upas blooms.
I have plumbed the northern ice for a spell like Frozen lead;
In lost grey fields of rice, I have learned from Mongol dead.
Where a bleak black mountainstands I have looted grisly caves;
I have digged in the desert sands to plunder terrible graves.
Never the sun goes forth, never the moon glows red,
But out of the south or the north, I come with the slavering dead.
I come with hideous spells, black chants and ghastly tunes;
I have looted the hideen hells amd plundered the lost black moons.
There was never a king or priest to cheer me by word or look,
There was never a man or beast in the blood-black ways I took.
There were crimson gulfs unplumbed, there were black wings over a sea,
There were pits where mad things drummed, and foaming blasphemy.
There were vast ungodly tombs where slimy monsters dreamed;
There were clouds like blood-drenched plumes where unborn demons screamed.
There were ages dead to Time, and lands lost out of Space;
There were adders in the slime, and a dim unholy Face.
Oh, the heart in my breast turned stone, and the brain froze in my skull--
But I won through, I alone, and poured my chalice full
Of horrors and dooms and spells, black buds and bitter roots--
From the hells beneath the hells, I bring you my deathly fruits.






