Wednesday, December 3, 2025

Robert E. Howard, Kipling, and the Picts

                                                                                                                                                               

Robert E. Howard wrote a good deal about the Picts. He mentioned them in his tales ofConan, Kull, and, naturally, Bran Mak Morn. The Picts are also mentioned in several short stories where they do not play a large role. He may have been enamoured with them for personal reasons, believing he was connected by blood. Howard’s interest in Picts may also have been spurred on by the poem A Pict Song by Rudyard Kipling. Kipling was a favorite of Howard and probably influenced the El Borak stories. It looks like A Pict Song also influenced Howard’s The Song of a Mad Minstrel, particularly the first two stanzas.

A Pict Song

Rome never looks where she treads.   
   Always her heavy hooves fall   
On our stomachs, our hearts or our heads;   
   And Rome never heeds when we bawl.   
Her sentries pass on—that is all,
   And we gather behind them in hordes,   
And plot to reconquer the Wall,
   With only our tongues for our swords.

We are the Little Folk—we!
   Too little to love or to hate.   
Leave us alone and you’ll see
   How we can drag down the State!
We are the worm in the wood!
   We are the rot at the root!   
We are the taint in the blood!
   We are the thorn in the foot!

Mistletoe killing an oak—
   Rats gnawing cables in two—
Moths making holes in a cloak—
   How they must love what they do!   
Yes—and we Little Folk too,
   We are busy as they—
Working our works out of view—
   Watch, and you’ll see it some day!

No indeed! We are not strong,
   But we know Peoples that are.   
Yes, and we’ll guide them along
   To smash and destroy you in War!
We shall be slaves just the same?
   Yes, we have always been slaves,
But you—you will die of the shame,
   And then we shall dance on your graves!

       We are the Little Folk, we, etc.
Rudyard Kipling



The Song of the Mad Minstrel
I am the thorn in the foot, I am the blur in the sight;
I am the worm at the root, I am the thief in the night.
I am the rat in the wall, the leper that leers at the gate;
I am the ghost in the hall, herald of horror and hate.

I am the rust on the corn, I am the smut on the wheat,
Laughing man's labor to scorn, weaving a web for his feet.
I am canker and mildew and blight, danger and death and decay;
The rot of the rain by night, the blast of the sun by day.

I warp and wither with drouth, I work in the swamp's foul yeast;
I bring the black plague from the south and the leprosy in from the east.
I rend from the hemlock boughs wine steeped in the petals of dooms;
Where the fat black serpents drowse I gather the Upas blooms.

I have plumbed the northern ice for a spell like Frozen lead;
In lost grey fields of rice, I have learned from Mongol dead.
Where a bleak black mountainstands I have looted grisly caves;
I have digged in the desert sands to plunder terrible graves.

Never the sun goes forth, never the moon glows red,
But out of the south or the north, I come with the slavering dead.
I come with hideous spells, black chants and ghastly tunes;
I have looted the hideen hells amd plundered the lost black moons.

There was never a king or priest to cheer me by word or look,
There was never a man or beast in the blood-black ways I took.
There were crimson gulfs unplumbed, there were black wings over a sea,
There were pits where mad things drummed, and foaming blasphemy.

There were vast ungodly tombs where slimy monsters dreamed;
There were clouds like blood-drenched plumes where unborn demons screamed.
There were ages dead to Time, and lands lost out of Space;
There were adders in the slime, and a dim unholy Face.

Oh, the heart in my breast turned stone, and the brain froze in my skull--
But I won through, I alone, and poured my chalice full
Of horrors and dooms and spells, black buds and bitter roots--
From the hells beneath the hells, I bring you my deathly fruits.
Poem by Robert E. Howard
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Wednesday, November 5, 2025

3 Blade Against Darkness - Kindle!

 Three Blades Against Darkness is now out on Kindle! Also available are the non-graphics edition and the graphics edition. All versions are available on Amazon! 



All of Stephen Gaspar's books can be found on Amazon!




Monday, November 3, 2025

3 Blades Against Darkness - Review

Review: 3 Blades Against Darkness by Stephen Gaspar Posted   
on October 20, 2025 by Gary Romeo. 

I took a chance on this latest collection of unauthorized Robert E. Howard pastiches and was pleasantly surprised. Stephen Gaspar is a capable writer. Clear, concise, easy to read prose and stories that are, if not particularly innovative, are nevertheless fun to read.

 This book is reasonably priced at $10.99 and available from Amazon. It consists of 7 stories. Three with Conan, two with Kull, and two with Solomon Kane. The big worry I had when purchasing the book was a prejudice that a self-published book was going to be obviously amateurish and derivative. Lay that worry to rest. These stories are on a par with the professionally published and authorized e-books in the “Heroic Legends” series. Some are slightly better. The book is illustrated with AI art. The author points out one particular illustration, “the image on page 151 is a tribute to Frank Frazetta, who created fantastic artwork for many Conan books. The images I used for the dreams are not exact copies of his work, but any fan can see the resemblance.” The other AI art in the book was very neutral, neither pleasing nor upsetting me. Only this particular illustration gave me pause. I’m still on the fence about it! 

 Let’s move on to the stories. 

 The Scroll of Anoch. This story is a sequel to “The Tower of the Elephant.” Conan is impulsive and a little naïve in this story. That seems perfectly fine considering his age. A wealthy merchant hires Conan to steal an ancient scroll. That is the well-tested plot of many a Conan adventure. The author does a good job with it. Mikalos, the merchant, is full of himself and the dialogue was humorous to me. Some fans might argue that Conan would have been angered by Mikalos’s anti-barbarian views but the story makes it work. The mechanics of the heist are interestingly told and the ending, while routine, is satisfying. 

 Moon Over the Black Forest. Solomon Kane encounters a werewolf at Wolfssturm Castle. Big surprise. This story is a by the numbers Kane story. It entertains though. The slight twist was not unexpected. 

 Daggers At My Back. This is one of the longer stories in the book and has lots of things going on. The country of Kamelia is gathering allies to attack Valusia. Two wizards, Mamot of Thule, and Zakar-rah, are involved. Armies clash. Brule saves the day. It is a decently told story. 



 Rendezvous With Death. This was my favorite story. Nygard, an older Aesir warrior, and Conan are mercenaries. Outnumbered by the opposing army, Nygard and Conan, fight back to back, and slay dozens. They survive the battle and rest. Conan imagines a lasting friendship with the older warrior and proposes they travel together. Nygard tells of a time when he met Lady Death on the battlefield. I don’t doubt that this type of story has been done before but the author did a very good job with this version. 

 The Long Journey Home. Solomon Kane returns home after his adventure told in “The Moon of Skulls.” This is another short tale with a lot going on. The story uses elements from “Solomon Kane’s Homecoming” to give us details about Kane’s life and the fate of Bess. 

 What Yesterday May Bring. This is an attempt at a more metaphysical Kull story. I appreciated it. It starts out cleverly introducing a warrior with amnesia. The farmer’s daughter names him “Con.” The reader assumes this is a Conan story until the warrior wakes up from the elaborate dream. Kull is having another existential crisis. The ending has a little twist. This is a good Kull pastiche. 

Uneasy Lies the Head. Conan abdicates his throne once again. The Master of Yimsha from “The People of the Black Circle” has returned as Zaram, son of Sootha. Conan prevails. Returning to the throne doesn’t interest him. This one was ho-hum. The only post-Lancer King Conan story I’ve enjoyed was Leonard Carpenter’s Conan the Great. 

 All in all, I’m glad I purchased this book. Three of the stories were above average (average being the current crop of “Heroic Legends” e-books), three were average (but decent) adventures and only one was ho-hum.

 That isn’t bad odds for REH pastiche these days.


3 Blades Against Darkness by Stephen Gaspar is available in a graphic edition, a non-graphic edition and also on Kindle.